THIS IS FOR MY REAL NEW YORKERS!?

OK I will be honest with you. I was born and raised in new york city but i dont know alot about the night life there. I am in kandahar, afghanistan right now. I'm a us army soldier. I will be coming home for 2 weeks in july and i promised my fiance i would take her out to a club since she's begging me. i dont know whats good and whats not. please tell me whats the best clubs in the city and dont worry if it's expensive.also try and tell me why u think they are the best clubs. oh yea and me and my best friend was discussing what we think was the best drink as far as it tasting good and being strong on alcohol as well. i said i think it is the long island icetea and he says it's Hennessy on rocks what do you think?