It's not Americans' fault they are the way they are?

Please let me eat my arugula in peace.Does it, yes, even this, an innocent vegetable have to have a poliltical affiliation.Will fascist Conservatives someday come and pillage through the kitchen in search of arugula,tofu and granola?Do I need to carry all incriminating evidence to the toilet upon hearing an unexpected loud door knocking? A workable plan in case of emergency.Hurry, be nonchalant!Possibly, that 'WE ARE WHAT WE EAT' has a deeper truth? What you say is accurate please hurry with the supportive troops. I am a guerilla in waiting.